Swan in new shocker..

Bob Marley Mon May 21, 2012 6:51 am

I was talking with a work colleague who told me his sister's boyfriend's boss was talking to his next door neighbour who's dad is the postman of David Beckham's agent.

Apparantly, Chris Swan interviewed Beckham for the manager position at the Reds.

Beckham wanted 10k per week plus a shoe allowance for his missus.
Swan told him that just because he was chairman of Redditch United, he was only creaming off 1k per week into his back bin and there was no way he would sell his Bentley to pay for Beckham's hair gel.

Beckham also insisted that he wanted ex Reds superhero Rowly as bar steward and chief forum scout, Leethal, as boot cleaner.
He also demanded Mrs Moor to clean the toilets after every home game.

Swan told Beckham that he liked the idea of MM cleaning sh*t, but until the kids club was up and running, he would have to go with the guy who will work for nothing and also he has to pay for his next holiday in the Caribbean out of the gate money in September.

See MM/Rowly...you're not the only one's creaming their pants knowing something the fans didn't.

oldtommo Mon May 21, 2012 7:59 am

Are you sure that all this information is 100% correct??? The plot thickens, I just dont know what to believe anymore! I thought Beckham was over here to bring that candle thing from Greece, but actually it was for interview for Redditch job!! Why am I always the last to find out??? If they had only offered him a plot on the allottments it could have clinched the deal!! flower

in2thevalley Mon May 21, 2012 8:11 am

Actually David Beckham was seen at the Valley for a press conference and was standing before the press. Camera flash bulbs are flashing all over the place. Midlands Today ITN Sky Sports were all there.

He stood up and said

"I'm here today to talk about little white mints. Victoria really loves them and as they only have about one calorie per mint, she can eat them without getting fat..."

Suddenly, one of the reporters shouted out to him:

"Oi! Becks! You're here to talk about tactics... not tic-tacs!" Very Happy

Bob Marley Mon May 21, 2012 8:42 am

in2thevalley wrote:Actually David Beckham was seen at the Valley for a press conference and was standing before the press. Camera flash bulbs are flashing all over the place. Midlands Today ITN Sky Sports were all there.

He stood up and said

"I'm here today to talk about little white mints. Victoria really loves them and as they only have about one calorie per mint, she can eat them without getting fat..."

Suddenly, one of the reporters shouted out to him:

"Oi! Becks! You're here to talk about tactics... not tic-tacs!"

As they say...the old ones are always the best... Senile

Bob Marley Mon May 21, 2012 9:32 am

oldtommo wrote:Are you sure that all this information is 100% correct??? The plot thickens, I just dont know what to believe anymore! I thought Beckham was over here to bring that candle thing from Greece, but actually it was for interview for Redditch job!! Why am I always the last to find out??? If they had only offered him a plot on the allottments it could have clinched the deal!!

100% fact.
Beckham's agent lives in Barnt Green.
That is why the Olympic torch is coming to the Valley...Beckham is leading the celebraions during the MLS closed season.

Curly told Fennemore, Fennemore text Smudger and Smudger posted it on the MFC that Rowly sponsors.

In the know, me. Razz

Guest Mon May 21, 2012 9:59 am

Bob Marley wrote:
oldtommo wrote:Are you sure that all this information is 100% correct??? The plot thickens, I just dont know what to believe anymore! I thought Beckham was over here to bring that candle thing from Greece, but actually it was for interview for Redditch job!! Why am I always the last to find out??? If they had only offered him a plot on the allottments it could have clinched the deal!!

100% fact.
Beckham's agent lives in Barnt Green.
That is why the Olympic torch is coming to the Valley...Beckham is leading the celebraions during the MLS closed season.

Curly told Fennemore, Fennemore text Smudger and Smudger posted it on the MFC that Rowly sponsors.

In the know, me.

Funny you should say that, i heard a rumour that Becks had a clandestine meeting with a certain Mr P Smith regarding a new position...ahem...isnt that so R, RB & MM?

Leethall Mon May 21, 2012 2:57 pm

I told them to do one Bob as they did not offer me enough money

Bob Marley Mon May 21, 2012 3:04 pm

Leethall wrote:I told them to do one Bob as they did not offer me enough money

Yeah, but when the kids club is up and running you can name your price.

In fact I advised Swanny to put you on commission...

Bottle of vimto and a packet of salt and vinegar twisters.

Leethall Mon May 21, 2012 3:43 pm

Bob Marley wrote:
Leethall wrote:I told them to do one Bob as they did not offer me enough money

Yeah, but when the kids club is up and running you can name your price.

In fact I advised Swanny to put you on commission...

Bottle of vimto and a packet of salt and vinegar twisters.

No way, Pickled Onion Monster Munch, a Curly Wurly and a Pint of Purity Gold

Redditchbluenose86 Tue May 22, 2012 5:31 am

Leethall wrote:
Bob Marley wrote:
Leethall wrote:I told them to do one Bob as they did not offer me enough money

Yeah, but when the kids club is up and running you can name your price.

In fact I advised Swanny to put you on commission...

Bottle of vimto and a packet of salt and vinegar twisters.

No way, Pickled Onion Monster Munch, a Curly Wurly and a Pint of Purity Gold

I could quite happily live on pickled onion monster munch for the rest of my life.

Bob Marley Tue May 22, 2012 2:16 pm

A packet of salt and vinegar fish and chips for me...followed by Worcester sauce french fries.

Washed down with some ice cream soda (pink, not blue)

rawlings09 Wed May 23, 2012 9:57 am

Bob Marley wrote:A packet of salt and vinegar fish and chips for me...followed by Worcester sauce french fries.

Washed down with some ice cream soda (pink, not blue)

andjusticeforall Wed May 23, 2012 10:20 am

Bob Marley wrote:A packet of salt and vinegar fish and chips for me...followed by Worcester sauce french fries.

Washed down with some ice cream soda (pink, not blue)

Oh yes they were the best, only those of a certain age will remember those. who knows the WAM bar has made a come back!! I am afraid monster munch are not what they used to be though Senile

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