Fingers photo caption competition

Following the suggestion of a caption competition for Fingers' photo on the Romulus website, I thought I'd get the ball rolling.

Andy's missus: How come your top button is undone? It looks untidy.
Andy: It was too tight, you know I'm a 17" neck, how come you got me a 15"?
Andy's missus: I didn't want the girl in the shop to know I was going out with a fat b!"£$%d!

Just for info the mug shot is:

ted striker wrote:Following the suggestion of a caption competition for Fingers' photo on the Romulus website, I thought I'd get the ball rolling.

Andy's missus: How come your top button is undone? It looks untidy.
Andy: It was too tight, you know I'm a 17" neck, how come you got me a 15"?
Andy's missus: I didn't want the girl in the shop to know I was going out with a fat b!"£$%d!

Photographer: Andy can you look at the camera and smile pls?
Andy: How can I smile when I am a Redditch Utd fan
Photographer: Look mate, I am here to take a mug shot in Sutton Coldfield, I don't care about Redditch Utd.
Andy:
Photographer:

Leethall wrote:

"Mmmmm....crayons."

Leethall wrote:

gottle o'geer.......gottle o'geer.......No I said Look Sincere

I still get to smile cause we get 3pts most Saturdays.