Riot In Bromsgrove last night

Just seen on the news,that there was a serious riot in Bromsgrove last night, how true i dont know but apparently the whole town was has been wrecked. Police estimate the damage could be as high as £17.45p.. They couldn't confirm what caused it, but they released a statement saying who ever started the rumour they were going to make people in Bromsgrove take at least 2 baths a year,was completly unfounded,as we all know the stinking,smelly b4stards only take a bath every other year, and then only if there is a gun to their head.. ....... Fat Ron

I heard it was £17.45 of improvements, not damage